Obviously none of you heathens went to Sunday school (it's funny how every kid went to Sunday school till about 1970, then no one went to Sunday school). Everyone can go the heaven. All you need to do is repent your sins - the catch is, you really have to mean it - and the best way to prove that is to give a lot of money to the church. Christianity is a get out of hell free card. Technically, it's as simple as "giving your heart to Jesus" and all that **** you've done is past history.