Uate seen nothing yet!

- If you have five dollars and Akuila Uate has five dollars, Akuila Uate has more money than you.

- There is no 'ctrl' button on Akuila Uate's computer. Akuila Uate is always in control.

- Apple pays Akuila Uate 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

- Akuila Uate can sneeze with his eyes open.

- Akuila Uate can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

- Akuila Uate is suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

- Akuila Uate destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

- Akuila Uate can kill two stones with one bird.

- Akuila Uate is the reason why Wally is hiding.

- Akuila Uate counted to infinity, twice.

- When Akuila Uate does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

- Akuila Uate is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

- Akuila Uate's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

- Akuila Uate can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

- Akuila Uate doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

- Akuila Uate can slam a revolving door.
 
TippleNickler said:
- If you have five dollars and Akuila Uate has five dollars, Akuila Uate has more money than you.

- There is no 'ctrl' button on Akuila Uate's computer. Akuila Uate is always in control.

- Apple pays Akuila Uate 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

- Akuila Uate can sneeze with his eyes open.

- Akuila Uate can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

- Akuila Uate is suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

- Akuila Uate destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

- Akuila Uate can kill two stones with one bird.

- Akuila Uate is the reason why Wally is hiding.

- Akuila Uate counted to infinity, twice.

- When Akuila Uate does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

- Akuila Uate is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

- Akuila Uate's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

- Akuila Uate can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

- Akuila Uate doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

- Akuila Uate can slam a revolving door.
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Please, Uate ain't no Chuck Norris! :noway:
 
Someone once tried to tell Uate a knock knock joke. Uate managed to find out who was there, who he worked for and found out where the goddamn bomb was.

/Jack Bauer.
 
ha ha thats some really funny stuff. Hey just a thought i wonder if Aku knows about all the attention he has got/ is getting from the members of this forum.
 
when chuck norris pee's it is bottled and canned and distributed as the energy drink more commonly known as red bull
 
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Akulia Uate

- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Akulia Uate

- Akulia Uate is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

- Akulia Uate does not get frostbite, Akulia Uate bites frost

- Akulia Uate once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing it's chain and the back tire

- If Akulia Uate is late, time better slow the fu(k down

- Akulia Uate can touch MC Hammer

- Akulia Uate drinks napalm to quell his heartburn

- Akulia Uate is Luke Skywalker’s real father
 
Frizzed said:
- Akulia Uate is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

- Akulia Uate once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing it's chain and the back tire
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Well on the first one, he has thighs like tree trunks so i can see where that comes from

the second one, im suprised he even needed a front wheel as he just needs to run!!! :lol:
 
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet of who was the toughest the loser had to wear there underwear on the outside
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Akuila Uate once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
 
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