Favourite Rugby League Quotes

Gorden Tallis: "Doesn't look like he was running very fast into the tackle, was he?"

Co-commentator: "That's because this is a slow-motion replay we're watching, Gorden."
 
Three from Ray "Rabs" Warren:

1) "Khunt" (a slip-up on Karmichael Hunt's name in S.O.O. 1 last year)

2) "QLD bent the NSW side over" (again, in S.O.O. 1 last year. Double Entendre (you figure out the meaning))

3) "Every club wishes they had a big Willy of their own" (in response to Willie Mason's rampaging try vs Newcastle at Marathon Stadium in 2001)
 
Some great ones from rugby league 2:

That try is as sweet as mangoes, thats if you like mangoes.

Whoooo Were Going to extra time First scorer takes the money

Thats the fat lady can sing a tune its all over.


Andrew Voss


You got any frizzed?
 
From Rugby League 2 '' His been hit buy the wrecking ball'' Lol that would kill some one.

Andrew Voss
From Rugby League 2
 
i love it when you accidentally pass it out and voss says something along the lines of "Well he must know someone in the front row!"

That mangos one is still my personal fav though.
 
joey interviewing ennis
ennis:can i say hi to my wife and son
joey:no you can't

That was really funny. I don't know if Ennis even asked, he might have just said "I'd like to say hello to my wife, etc".

Johns is way better when he is not in front of the camera, when you just hear his voice he is fine. When the camera is pointing at him, he freezes like a deer in headlights!
 
Omg that was heaps funny haha. Surprising cause he normally can't make me laugh even though I love the guy
 
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