Jack Wighton

Discussion in 'Knights Signings, Rumours & Player Movement' started by Lockwire211, Apr 6, 2018.

  1. Beaumont

    Beaumont Danny 'Bedsy' Buderus

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    No one can disagree. When I was 18 I was leaving my aunty and uncle's place after going there for dinner. I was busting for a pee but didn't wan't to go to the toilet. I stood at the bottom of the front stairs as they said goodnight waiting for them to go inside so I could relieve myself. The front door shut, outside light went off, out came sluggy and a high velocity stream watered their lawn. Nek minit outside light went on, door opened, zip done up hastily mid stream and all because I'd forgot some cake to take home. End result a chunk of the helmet stuck in the zip and a fair loss of blood.
     
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    88Knight4life Danny 'Bedsy' Buderus

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    :no:
     
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    Frank McWilliams Todd Bates

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    One of the most pleasant and lovely stories I have heard, just goes to show you can't have your cake and pee at the same time.
     
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    Wobbles Arnold Krewanty

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    I thought the Rumours section was for speculation and hypothesizing? :confused:
     
  5. Wobbles

    Wobbles Arnold Krewanty

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    Top marks if you managed to keep a straight face throughout proceedings. :thumbsup:

    Reminds me of the time I got my apadravya :giggle:
     
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  6. Beaumont

    Beaumont Danny 'Bedsy' Buderus

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    I worked with a bloke in the cold rolling mill at the BHP that could stick a Bic ball point pen through his.
     
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    member 2299 Danny 'Bedsy' Buderus

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    Through his cake Beaumont?


    Hope the ink didn't run!
     
  8. Lord of the Skraelings

    Lord of the Skraelings Danny 'Bedsy' Buderus

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    Been there done that....... Just crossed legs in memory.
     
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    R_A Clint Newton

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    Too much stink surrounding all this for West’s to take it on at the moment. But due diligence we’ll see what the law says
     
  10. danknights

    danknights Sean Rudder

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    Ouch man. Couldn't fathom a needle jammed through the old fella. Although did see a bloke get it done in newy then proceed to ride his Harley home.
     
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    Wobbles Arnold Krewanty

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    First 3 piercings through the old fella were for a dare, the prince Albert and apadravya were for ****s and giggles. Retired it after it got caught in the ex's throat, but that's a story for another time...

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    Defender1 Steve Simpson

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    No wonder they call you Wobbles!!!
     
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