Jack Wighton

Frank McWilliams said:
If you got to go you've got to go
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No one can disagree. When I was 18 I was leaving my aunty and uncle's place after going there for dinner. I was busting for a pee but didn't wan't to go to the toilet. I stood at the bottom of the front stairs as they said goodnight waiting for them to go inside so I could relieve myself. The front door shut, outside light went off, out came sluggy and a high velocity stream watered their lawn. Nek minit outside light went on, door opened, zip done up hastily mid stream and all because I'd forgot some cake to take home. End result a chunk of the helmet stuck in the zip and a fair loss of blood.
 
Beaumont said:
No one can disagree. When I was 18 I was leaving my aunty and uncle's place after going there for dinner. I was busting for a pee but didn't wan't to go to the toilet. I stood at the bottom of the front stairs as they said goodnight waiting for them to go inside so I could relieve myself. The front door shut, outside light went off, out came sluggy and a high velocity stream watered their lawn. Nek minit outside light went on, door opened, zip done up hastily mid stream and all because I'd forgot some cake to take home. End result a chunk of the helmet stuck in the zip and a fair loss of blood.
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:no:
 
Beaumont said:
No one can disagree. When I was 18 I was leaving my aunty and uncle's place after going there for dinner. I was busting for a pee but didn't wan't to go to the toilet. I stood at the bottom of the front stairs as they said goodnight waiting for them to go inside so I could relieve myself. The front door shut, outside light went off, out came sluggy and a high velocity stream watered their lawn. Nek minit outside light went on, door opened, zip done up hastily mid stream and all because I'd forgot some cake to take home. End result a chunk of the helmet stuck in the zip and a fair loss of blood.
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One of the most pleasant and lovely stories I have heard, just goes to show you can't have your cake and pee at the same time.
 
Beaumont said:
No one can disagree. When I was 18 I was leaving my aunty and uncle's place after going there for dinner. I was busting for a pee but didn't wan't to go to the toilet. I stood at the bottom of the front stairs as they said goodnight waiting for them to go inside so I could relieve myself. The front door shut, outside light went off, out came sluggy and a high velocity stream watered their lawn. Nek minit outside light went on, door opened, zip done up hastily mid stream and all because I'd forgot some cake to take home. End result a chunk of the helmet stuck in the zip and a fair loss of blood.
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Top marks if you managed to keep a straight face throughout proceedings. :thumbsup:

Reminds me of the time I got my apadravya :giggle:
 
Beaumont said:
No one can disagree. When I was 18 I was leaving my aunty and uncle's place after going there for dinner. I was busting for a pee but didn't wan't to go to the toilet. I stood at the bottom of the front stairs as they said goodnight waiting for them to go inside so I could relieve myself. The front door shut, outside light went off, out came sluggy and a high velocity stream watered their lawn. Nek minit outside light went on, door opened, zip done up hastily mid stream and all because I'd forgot some cake to take home. End result a chunk of the helmet stuck in the zip and a fair loss of blood.
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Been there done that....... Just crossed legs in memory.
 
Too much stink surrounding all this for West’s to take it on at the moment. But due diligence we’ll see what the law says
 
Wobbles said:
Top marks if you managed to keep a straight face throughout proceedings. :thumbsup:

Reminds me of the time I got my apadravya :giggle:
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Ouch man. Couldn't fathom a needle jammed through the old fella. Although did see a bloke get it done in newy then proceed to ride his Harley home.
 
danknights said:
Ouch man. Couldn't fathom a needle jammed through the old fella. Although did see a bloke get it done in newy then proceed to ride his Harley home.
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First 3 piercings through the old fella were for a dare, the prince Albert and apadravya were for ****s and giggles. Retired it after it got caught in the ex's throat, but that's a story for another time...

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Wobbles said:
First 3 piercings through the old fella were for a dare, the prince Albert and apadravya were for ****s and giggles. Retired it after it got caught in the ex's throat, but that's a story for another time...

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No wonder they call you Wobbles!!!
 
Back on the radar...

https://www.sportingnews.com/au/lea...iders-shaun-johnson/81ibzipzr99w1gvahgrtu1fp5

KNIGHTS DIRECT RECRUITMENT ATTENTION TO WIGHTON

The Raiders have been informed by the management of Jack Wighton that Newcastle are eager to lure him out of the nation's capital.

In an indication that the Knights recruitment drive shows no sign of stopping soon, Wighton has emerged as a primary target.

The Raiders head office were made aware of the Knights interest by Wighton's advisors over the past fortnight.

Needless to say, the Raiders aren't about to let one of their marquee members of their squad go - even despite his recent off-field issues.
 
Sporting News legitimately makes things up so I wouldn't put too much thought into it. Would be a good centre and backup fullback if true though.
 
Wighton might just be the last piece of the puzzle. I can live without Cook and sticking with Levi/Slade when he returns. Only problem is we have another 2 years of Moga. So I can't see it happening.
 
R_A said:
Wighton might just be the last piece of the puzzle. I can live without Cook and sticking with Levi/Slade when he returns. Only problem is we have another 2 years of Moga. So I can't see it happening.
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Honestly i'd like to **** off levi, griffin, mann/wighton etc and sign a gun hooker like cook or even Segyaro
 
After watching that footage of him punching everyone. I’d be very disappointed if he did sign. Absolute grub. Would prefer we sign Todd carney
 
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